Category: For Sale

Just Here To Bang

We gotta let ’em know we’re free, baby

Hot Cross Buns

One ha’ penny, two ha’ penny

Bless This Mouth

Good heart, great blowjobs?

I’d Rather Be Listening to Smooth

It’s a Grammy-award winning 1999 hit.

Cat and Baby Burrito Blanket

*Dipping sauces not included

Taco is Hotdog

It’s pretty obvious when you think about it.

You Are Not a Dumpster Fire

You’re a majestic dumpster garden

Please Share Your Thoughts

We look forward to hearing from you. Not really.