Bless This Mouth

Good heart, great blowjobs?

I’d Rather Be Listening to Smooth

It’s a Grammy-award winning 1999 hit.

Cat and Baby Burrito Blanket

*Dipping sauces not included

Taco is Hotdog

It’s pretty obvious when you think about it.

Boob Lives Matter

Yes they do, Chris, yes they do.

Dad Bod Mannequins

For a more realistic shopping experience.

You Are Not a Dumpster Fire

You’re a majestic dumpster garden

Please Share Your Thoughts

We look forward to hearing from you. Not really.

Ok, But First Pray

Honk if you love Jesus!