I Only Accept Apologies in Cash

You owe me

Oh, You’re Into Pronouns Huh?

Me too

Free Magic

Nice van

Bisexual? Fine By Me.

Good luck, buddy.

Dump Him

Make him your number 2

I Love Shoplifting

Fuck Walmart

Norm Macdonald Retro

Wanna hear a joke?


Put the air in areola

First Name: Sausage

Last Name: Peppers

You Give Me The Ick

Going to the clinic now.

My Dick Smells Like Chapstick

Classic spearmint

Join Me. It’s Time.

Death becomes you

Money Comes


Boys Lie

No they don’t

Bucket of Shit

Just like yesterday

The Weight of the Situation

The situation is calling

Insecurity Guard

Do what you want

Gaslighting isn’t real you crazy bitch

Get your head checked

Blues Brothers

Mission from God

In Loving Memory: Christopher

You had a good run, King