You are not a dumpster fire. You’re a majestic dumpster garden.
We will use the ashes as fertilizer and rise like a phoenix in the trash can that we find ourselves. It’s been a rough couple years but we make the best. Wherever you find yourself, grow. Embrace the waste like Heathcliff with a fish bone.
It’s trash can not trash can’t.
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