You're A Majestic Dumpster Garden T-Shirt
Dumpster Garden design by Nick Maskell

You are not a dumpster fire. You’re a majestic dumpster garden.

We will use the ashes as fertilizer and rise like a phoenix in the trash can that we find ourselves. It’s been a rough couple years but we make the best. Wherever you find yourself, grow. Embrace the waste like Heathcliff with a fish bone.

It’s trash can not trash can’t.

This shirt is available at TeePublic.